Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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