What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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