Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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