ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
