You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Farmville is her only friend.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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