Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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