How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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