...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
