You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
