After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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