Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
barbara walters just said penis...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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