Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
do nipples grow back?
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