Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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