note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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