Can Purell be used as lube?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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