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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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