I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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