This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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