I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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