We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
This house was built for laser tag.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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