I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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