if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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