Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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