I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
send nudes
from the living room?
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