I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
His nipple licking is glorious
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