Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
