I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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