is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Never underestimate the power of titties
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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