sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just forgot I was standing up.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
