i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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