You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
