Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
