i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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