Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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