bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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