Do you still have your period?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Randomize
