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make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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