sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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