And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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