the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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