You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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