So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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