Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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