i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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