Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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