You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My breasts were aching with rage.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We need to get me chipped asap
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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