if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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