he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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