No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
