That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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